Bastard names in the seven kingdoms

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Theon (to Bran Stark, re: Old Nan): If I was cooped up all day with no one but this old bat for company, I’d go mad. Who named you, some halfwit with a stutter? S:1/E:3

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Robert Baratheon (to Lancel Lannister): Lancel, Gods what a stupid name. Then we ranked the 101 best of them for posterity, along with annotations on why each deserves its spot in the canon.įrom the truly petty to the utterly savage, the highest lord to the lowliest sellsword, we’ve got it all - so saddle your steed and sally forth into a world where the only thing in shorter supply than regard for human life is regard for someone’s feelings.ĭanny Agnew, Eli London and Alex Lauer Low Hanging Fruit (aka not a lot of effort going on here, but still…) So in preparation for Sunday’s launch of the show’s final season - a show that many are heralding as possibly the last blockbuster television program ever - three intrepid Brothers of InsideHook’s own Night Watch (seriously, we stayed up very late) took it upon ourselves to re-watch all 67 episodes and meticulously catalogue every barb, clap and cutting remark. At any given moment, characters can be found either threatening or ridiculing one another, sometimes both simultaneously. Long story short, the inhabitants of Westeros (and Essos) talk a lot of trash. Among the many things Game of Thrones has become known for in its seven-season, eight-year run - beheadings, dragon attacks, boobs - few would deny the insult its rightful place at the high table.